rachelmanija: (Books: old)
rachelmanija ([personal profile] rachelmanija) wrote2019-07-30 09:36 am

The winner and still champion is...



The Dogs (Coronet Books)

I bought The Dogs after randomly opening the other three. I opened Bamboo Hell and it had 2 different racial slurs in 2 pages. I opened Venetian Vendetta and it had "Lucia, you slut." I opened Orca and it had an orca miscarrying.

...I forgot to racism/sexism/orca miscarriage spot check The Dogs. For all I know it contains all three.
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[personal profile] sovay 2019-07-30 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
I opened Orca and it had an orca miscarrying.

Aaaaaaaagh!

(I'm not surprised about Bamboo Hell based on the title, but Venetian Vendetta now has "Jane, you ignorant slut"/"Dan, you pompous ass" stuck in my head.)
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[personal profile] conuly 2019-07-30 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
...but did the orca use any slurs?
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[personal profile] dragonlady7 2019-07-30 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I didn't vote for Bamboo Hell because I was like welp that one's gonna be one unrelenting racist trope with additional ones layered under it.
I did not forsee the orca reproductive drama, though.
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[personal profile] lazaefair 2019-07-30 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
aN ORCA MISCARRying wHAT THE FUcK
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[personal profile] muccamukk 2019-07-30 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You've gotta watch the movie now too.
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[personal profile] vass 2019-07-30 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Nobody expects miscarrying orcas!

I voted for Venetian Vendetta on the basis that Bamboo Hell would probably be extremely racist and both The Dogs and Orca would probably involve a lot of animal harm, but given the results of your spot check, I clearly should have bet on the dogs being gun rights activists or militant vegans or Lovecraftian cultists or something.
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[personal profile] nenya_kanadka 2019-07-31 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
I feel confident that that's not how ANY of this works.
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[personal profile] nenya_kanadka 2019-07-31 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
I cannot remember which if any I voted for, but your metric seems sound.

...this was the GIANT orca? Are the dogs normal sized?
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[personal profile] minoanmiss 2019-07-31 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh now I feel bad for voting or Bamboo Hell based on its ridiculous cover. I apologize.